It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his
I do approximately no drugs
I have three of those panthers and also a miniature wolf, and I am connected right now to the entire rest of the world via electric telepathy.
lol @ everyone saying ‘we’re back!’ no you’re back i was here the whole time
Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture
I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).
They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.
If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:
1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening
2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring
3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)
Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?
those chairs look like they’re creeping up on you like the weeping angels in doctor who.
As glad as I am that the bears decided not to eat Dimo, I am left wondering who Dimo was with, the “one in charge”.
And that the bears can know by SMELL. that is pretty amazing.
It could be talking bear construct-speak for a Spark. They were presumably created by one, so the etymology’s there. In which case they’d be smelling Dimo’s with Agatha.
Would realizing Dimo was with some random Spark be significant enough to require consulting with their king, when they’ve just been in a Spark vs. Spark battle…?
Fair point, that would be really selective pragmatism.
If someone used a Wacky Weave Destabilizer on Klaus, would it undo his stitches? I mean, the ones holding the pieces of his body together?
Because, if so, unconventional assassination methods for the win.